20 Common Grammar Mistakes That (Almost)
Everyone Makes
I’ve edited a monthly magazine for more than
six years, and it’s a job that’s come with more frustration than reward. If
there’s one thing I am grateful for — and it sure isn’t the pay — it’s that my work has
allowed endless time to hone my craft to Louis Skolnick levels of grammar
geekery.
As someone who slings red ink for a living,
let me tell you: grammar is an ultra-micro component in the larger picture; it
lies somewhere in the final steps of the editing trail; and as such it’s an
overrated quasi-irrelevancy in the creative process, perpetuated into
importance primarily by bitter nerds who accumulate tweed jackets and crippling
inferiority complexes. But experience has also taught me that readers, for
better or worse, will approach your work with a jaundiced eye and an itch to
judge. While your grammar shouldn’t be a reflection of your creative powers or
writing abilities, let’s face it — it usually is.
Below are 20 common grammar mistakes I see
routinely, not only in editorial queries and submissions, but in print: in HR
manuals, blogs, magazines, newspapers, trade journals, and even best selling
novels. If it makes you feel any better, I’ve made each of these mistakes a
hundred times, and I know some of the best authors in history have lived to see
these very toadstools appear in print. Let's hope you can learn from some of
their more famous mistakes.
Who and Whom
This one opens a big can of worms. “Who” is a
subjective — or nominative — pronoun, along with "he,"
"she," "it," "we," and "they." It’s
used when the pronoun acts as the subject of a clause. “Whom” is an objective
pronoun, along with "him," "her," "it",
"us," and "them." It’s used when the pronoun acts as the
object of a clause. Using “who” or “whom” depends on whether you’re referring
to the subject or object of a sentence. When in doubt, substitute “who” with
the subjective pronouns “he” or “she,” e.g., Who loves you? cf., He loves me.Similarly, you can also substitute “whom” with
the objective pronouns “him” or “her.” e.g., I consulted an attorney whom I met in
New York. cf., I consulted him.
Which and That
This is one of the most common mistakes out
there, and understandably so. “That” is a restrictive pronoun. It’s vital to
the noun to which it’s referring. e.g., I don’t trust fruits and vegetables
that aren’t organic. Here,
I’m referring to all non-organic fruits or vegetables. In other words, I only
trust fruits and vegetables that are organic. “Which” introduces a relative
clause. It allows qualifiers that may not be essential. e.g., I recommend
you eat only organic fruits and vegetables, which are available in area grocery
stores. In this case, you
don’t have to go to a specific grocery store to obtain organic fruits and
vegetables. “Which” qualifies, “that” restricts. “Which” is more ambiguous
however, and by virtue of its meaning is flexible enough to be used in many
restrictive clauses. e.g., The house, which is burning, is mine. e.g., The house that is burning is mine.
Lay and Lie
This is the crown jewel of all grammatical
errors. “Lay” is a transitive verb. It requires a direct subject and one or
more objects. Its present tense is “lay” (e.g., I lay the pencil on the table) and its past tense is “laid” (e.g.,Yesterday I laid the
pencil on the table). “Lie” is an
intransitive verb. It needs no object. Its present tense is “lie” (e.g., The Andes
mountains lie between Chile and Argentina) and its past tense is “lay” (e.g., The man lay
waiting for an ambulance).
The most common mistake occurs when the writer uses the past tense of the
transitive “lay” (e.g., I laid on the bed) when he/she actually means the intransitive past tense of
“lie" (e.g., I lay on the bed).
Moot
Contrary to common misuse, “moot” doesn’t
imply something is superfluous. It means a subject is disputable or open to
discussion. e.g., The idea that commercial zoning should be allowed in
the residential neighborhood was a moot point for the council.
Continual and Continuous
They’re similar, but there’s a difference.
“Continual” means something that's always occurring, with obvious lapses in
time. “Continuous” means something continues without any stops or gaps in
between. e.g., The continual music next door made it the worst night
of studying ever. e.g., Her continuous
talking prevented him from concentrating.
Envy and Jealousy
The word “envy” implies a longing for someone
else’s good fortunes. “Jealousy” is far more nefarious. It’s a fear of rivalry,
often present in sexual situations. “Envy” is when you covet your friend’s good
looks. “Jealousy” is what happens when your significant other swoons over your
good-looking friend.
Nor
“Nor” expresses a negative condition. It
literally means "and not." You’re obligated to use the “nor” form if
your sentence expresses a negative and follows it with another negative
condition. “Neither the men nor the women were drunk” is a correct sentence
because “nor” expresses that the women held the same negative condition as the
men. The old rule is that “nor” typically follows “neither,” and “or” follows
“either.” However, if neither “either” nor “neither” is used in a sentence, you
should use “nor” to express a second negative, as long as the second negative
is a verb. If the second negative is a noun, adjective, or adverb, you would
use “or,” because the initial negative transfers to all conditions. e.g., He won’t
eat broccoli or asparagus. The negative condition expressing the first noun (broccoli) is
also used for the second (asparagus).
May and Might
“May” implies a possibility. “Might” implies
far more uncertainty. “You may get drunk if you have two shots in ten minutes”
implies a real possibility of drunkenness. “You might get a ticket if you
operate a tug boat while drunk” implies a possibility that is far more remote.
Someone who says “I may have more wine” could mean he/she doesn't want more
wine right now, or that he/she “might” not want any at all. Given the speaker’s
indecision on the matter, “might” would be correct.
Whether and If
Many writers seem to assume that “whether” is
interchangeable with “if." It isn’t. “Whether” expresses a condition where
there are two or more alternatives. “If” expresses a condition where there are
no alternatives. e.g., I don’t know whether I’ll get drunk tonight. e.g., I can get drunk tonight if I have money for
booze.
Fewer and Less
“Less” is reserved for hypothetical
quantities. “Few” and “fewer” are for things you can quantify. e.g., The firm has
fewer than ten employees. e.g., The firm is less successful now that we have only ten
employees.
Farther and Further
The word “farther” implies a measurable
distance. “Further” should be reserved for abstract lengths you can't always
measure. e.g., I threw the ball ten feet farther than Bill. e.g., The financial crisis caused further
implications.
Since and Because
“Since” refers to time. “Because” refers to
causation. e.g., Since I quit drinking I’ve married and had two
children.e.g., Because I quit
drinking I no longer wake up in my own vomit.
Disinterested and
Uninterested
Contrary to popular usage, these words aren’t
synonymous. A “disinterested” person is someone who’s impartial. For example, a
hedge fund manager might take interest in a headline regarding the performance
of a popular stock, even if he's never invested in it. He’s “disinterested,”
i.e., he doesn’t seek to gain financially from the transaction he’s witnessed.
Judges and referees are supposed to be "disinterested." If the
sentence you’re using implies someone who couldn't care less, chances are
you’ll want to use “uninterested.”
Anxious
Unless you’re frightened of them, you
shouldn’t say you’re “anxious to see your friends.” You’re actually “eager,” or
"excited." To be “anxious” implies a looming fear, dread or anxiety.
It doesn’t mean you’re looking forward to something.
Different Than and
Different From
This is a tough one. Words like “rather” and
“faster” are comparative adjectives, and are used to show comparison with the
preposition “than,” (e.g., greater than, less than, faster than, rather than).
The adjective “different” is used to draw distinction. So, when “different” is
followed by a preposition, it should be “from,” similar to “separate
from,” “distinct from,” or “away from.” e.g., My living situation in New York was
different from home. There
are rare cases where “different than” is appropriate, if “than” operates as a
conjunction. e.g.,Development is different in New York than in Los Angeles. When in doubt, use “different from.”
Bring and Take
In order to employ proper usage of “bring” or
“take,” the writer must know whether the object is being moved toward or away
from the subject. If it is toward, use “bring.” If it is away, use “take.” Your
spouse may tell you to “take your clothes to the cleaners.” The owner of the
dry cleaners would say “bring your clothes to the cleaners.”
Impactful
It isn't a word. "Impact" can be
used as a noun (e.g., The impact of the crash was severe) or a transitive verb (e.g., The crash
impacted my ability to walk or hold a job). "Impactful" is a made-up buzzword, colligated by
the modern marketing industry in their endless attempts to decode the
innumerable nuances of human behavior into a string of mindless metrics.
Seriously, stop saying this.
Affect and Effect
Here’s a trick to help you remember: “Affect”
is almost always a verb (e.g., Facebook affects people’s attention spans), and “effect” is almost always a noun (e.g., Facebook's effects
can also be positive). “Affect” means to
influence or produce an impression — to cause hence, an effect. “Effect” is the
thing produced by the affecting agent; it describes the result or outcome.
There are some exceptions. “Effect” may be used as a transitive verb, which
means to bring about or make happen. e.g., My new computer effected a much-needed
transition from magazines to Web porn. There are similarly rare examples where “affect” can be a noun.
e.g., His
lack of affect made him seem like a shallow person.
Irony and Coincidence
Too many people claim something is the former
when they actually mean the latter. For example, it’s not “ironic” that
“Barbara moved from California to New York, where she ended up meeting and
falling in love with a fellow Californian.” The fact that they’re both from
California is a "coincidence." "Irony" is the incongruity
in a series of events between the expected results and the actual results.
"Coincidence" is a series of events that appear planned when they’re
actually accidental. So, it would be "ironic" if “Barbara moved from
California to New York to escape California men, but the first man she ended up
meeting and falling in love with was a fellow Californian.”
Nauseous
Undoubtedly the most common mistake I
encounter. Contrary to almost ubiquitous misuse, to be “nauseous” doesn’t mean
you’ve been sickened: it actually means you possess the ability to produce
nausea in others. e.g.,That week-old hot dog is nauseous. When you find yourself disgusted or made ill
by a nauseating agent, you are actually “nauseated.” e.g., I was
nauseated after falling into that dumpster behind the Planned Parenthood. Stop embarrassing yourself.
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